Patient has left his white blood cells at
another hospital.
The patient's past medical history has been
remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past three
years.
She slipped on the ice and apparently her legs
went in separate directions in early December.
The patient experienced sudden onset of severe
shortness of breath with a picture
of acute pulmonary edema at home while having sex which gradually deteriorated
in the emergency room.
The patient had waffles for breakfast and
anorexia for lunch.
Between you and me, we ought to be able to get
this lady pregnant.
The patient was in his usual state of good
health until his airplane ran out of gas and crashed.
Since she can't get pregnant with her husband, I
thought you would like to work her up.
She is numb from her toes down.
While in the ER, she was examined, X-rated and
sent home.
The skin was moist and dry.
Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches.
Coming from San Francisco, this man has no children.
Patient was alert and unresponsive.
The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.
The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and
cut, and handed to the pediatrician, who breathed and cried immediately.
Rectal exam revealed a normal size thyroid.
I saw your patient today, who is still under our
car for physical therapy.
The patient lives at home with his mother,
father, and pet turtle, who is presently enrolled in day care three times a
week.
Bleeding started in the rectal area and
continued all the way to Los Angeles.
Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and
accommodation.
The patient was to have a bowel resection.
However, he took a job as a stockbroker instead.
Examination reveals a well-developed male lying
in bed with his family in no distress.
When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the
room.